Saturday, October 31, 2009


I love puns. Almost as much as I love subtly drawing attention to puns I've made. Anyway the point is pine orange juice is almost the most disgusting thing since cultural genocide. 'Um, would you like to be any grosser?' is the most common response inspired in those who have unwittingly purchased a bottle. That's right, it's so gross it temporarily reduces your ability to assess the animacy of fruit juices. For the record, generally they can't talk back. So don't keep trying! You've got to keep your wits about you otherwise you could find yourself embarrassingly engaging a beverage in polite discussion about seasonal effects on the fruit production industry when your mum walks in. That isn't something you want to have to explain!
Anyway here's a picture of pine orange juice scaring some kids.

Monday, October 26, 2009


Ah Oktoberfest. A festive time of innapropriately sized german cuisine and laxening of workplace sexual harrassment policies. In honour of their embarrassingly phallocentric diet and antiquated gender roles I've drawn a mildly euphemistic, strong-jawed German man. Auf Wiedersehen!

Post #2

So I know this is only the second post but I feel like we've had some really good times together already. Remember that pigeon! Eating a chip! Classic.

As you can imagine I've been quite eager to follow up my initial post with some equally retarded whimsical bollocks (a hallmark of all popular picture blogs) but I have been waylaid by the unlikeliest of foes - the computer cable! You wry bastard! Breaking on me like that! But as I stare into it's perpetually sadfaced socket I find it difficult to stay mad at my electrical friend, despite its consistent efforts to disadvantage me. Why, I would even go as far as to say that it is the real victim here. It works its (anatomically confusing) rear end off day after day to protect the integrity of data and what does it get? Nothing! And anyway, it's given the perfect excuse for a highly anthropomorphic jaunt in ms paint, so it's earned itself a place in my heart. RIP power cable 1.