Pine-tingling

I love puns. Almost as much as I love subtly drawing attention to puns I've made. Anyway the point is pine orange juice is almost the most disgusting thing since cultural genocide. 'Um, would you like to be any grosser?' is the most common response inspired in those who have unwittingly purchased a bottle. That's right, it's so gross it temporarily reduces your ability to assess the animacy of fruit juices. For the record, generally they can't talk back. So don't keep trying! You've got to keep your wits about you otherwise you could find yourself embarrassingly engaging a beverage in polite discussion about seasonal effects on the fruit production industry when your mum walks in. That isn't something you want to have to explain!
Anyway here's a picture of pine orange juice scaring some kids.