Oktober

Ah Oktoberfest. A festive time of innapropriately sized german cuisine and laxening of workplace sexual harrassment policies. In honour of their embarrassingly phallocentric diet and antiquated gender roles I've drawn a mildly euphemistic, strong-jawed German man. Auf Wiedersehen!

Post #2

So I know this is only the second post but I feel like we've had some really good times together already. Remember that pigeon! Eating a chip! Classic.

As you can imagine I've been quite eager to follow up my initial post with some equally retarded whimsical bollocks (a hallmark of all popular picture blogs) but I have been waylaid by the unlikeliest of foes - the computer cable! You wry bastard! Breaking on me like that! But as I stare into it's perpetually sadfaced socket I find it difficult to stay mad at my electrical friend, despite its consistent efforts to disadvantage me. Why, I would even go as far as to say that it is the real victim here. It works its (anatomically confusing) rear end off day after day to protect the integrity of data and what does it get? Nothing! And anyway, it's given the perfect excuse for a highly anthropomorphic jaunt in ms paint, so it's earned itself a place in my heart. RIP power cable 1.

Hey Blog

Hey Blog! I know we've only just met but I just KNOW that we're going to get on great. I can't wait to start divulging all of my personal thoughts to you and patronising the reader by constantly addressing an abstract concept. Woo!

Anyway I got really overexcited and drew a picture of a pigeon eating a chip! Enjoy.